Bridget Jones - Edge Of Reason
|7:52 PM
Bridget Jones
Plus
Huge ass
Enormous knockers
Granny panties
Wonderous British accent
Colourful language
Sexy outfits for horizontally challenged women
Sex goddess + Sex god
Violence (Meets G Ratings Requirements)
Extreme Sports (Parachute Jump)
Beautiful scenery (Ski Slopes)
Thai prostitutes
Lesbian kiss
Jail dance
Wonderbra flashing
" Like a virgin....... Touch for the very 1st time, Like a veeeerrrr eerrrr gin...."
Happy ending
Minus
Still fat
Still smoking
Conclusion
Will watch it again if asked
Will own dvd (most probably)
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THE-END
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Da Neo
moo.
Daneo.
-got milk?-
Nauseaous
|8:47 AM
Nauseaous.
the one word that sums up how i am feelin right now.
Spinning head, feverish, fluzy, pissed off mood (lecturer fly our kites for the exams)
Sick of exams (literally and metaphorically)
Sick of life
Sick of myself
Sick of school
Sick of attempting to be an engineer (roadsweeper suits be better)
F*** F*** F*** F***
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to my fans for the non conherent entry, cos i am no longer coherent, can't differentiate between a "1" and a "2".
The only pose i have now is a dead fish pose, gasping for air on my bed, feelin cold and hot at the same time.
Am not asking for sympathy, just me and my usual moaning.
AS USUAL.....
Da (half dead) Neo
PS: hope i'll get well enuff for tomorrow's 0930 paper.
moo.
Daneo.
-got milk?-
2 Down 5 More To Go
|1:00 PM
Its been 1 week.
2 down and 5 more to go.
Thermodynamics was the 1st. Felt reasonably ok after the paper, as I managed to attempt 87% of the questions. Hence hoping that would be sufficient to buy me a pass.
Today, was Applied Chemistry. One of my supposedly strongest and best subject. Moreover, there were many options for this paper, as we only need to attempt 4 questions out of 6. Everyone thought it would be a breeze, BUT HELL NO! It turned out to be paper from HELL or worse. Out of 6 questions 2 questions was practically undoable, leaving most of us lesser mortals (all except the scholars) with not much choice. Out of the other 4 questions, are divided into 8 smaller parts, which alternate from Reasonably Tough, to Quite Tough. I squeezed my brains dry and could only manage about 70% of the paper being done and out of that most was crap BEGGING for marks. This has to be one of the worst papers of all the exams I have taken in NTU so far. Lets hope it stays that way and all my 5 other papers are not as hellish.
Currently, my life consists of a few and very monotonous activities.
1: Mugging
2: Sleeping
3: Supper and more supper! (Am growing FAT at an astonishing rate from this)
4: Checking emails and reading cheeky comments posted by my only 2 fans in the world
on my tag board.
Till next entry.
Ciao
Fat and depressed Da Neo. Desperately attempting to mug for economics
moo.
Daneo.
-got milk?-
