F***ing Shithead |10:08 AM

Yesterday i got a very strange call. Below is an attempted renactment.

Caller : Hello may i speak to HANYI pls?

Me : Err.... yes speaking.

Caller : Is this HANYI?

Me : Not Really. Its Haoyi here.

Caller : Oh sorry, i'm calling from Peter & **** (Can't realli remember) company and we got your details from our partner (in crime? lol) and would like to offer you the position of management trainee in our company.

Me : OH! errrr....

Caller : You are currently still schooling right? In NTU as an engineering student from year 2 going to year 3 right? Soon to do your IA?

Me : Errrr... yea, in 2 semesters time.

Caller : Our manager would like to invite you for an interview.....

Me : (Adruptly cuts in) Sorry, but i am not very keen in getting into the erm... financial or management field

Caller : Oh err... Don't worry we constantly hire engineers in our company too, my manager is going on a business trip and would only be back on the 22nd of this month and could hold an interview on the 26th 11 a.m, can you make it on that time?

Me : Err... yes, but i'll have to re.... (consider was cut off)

Caller : (Adruptly cuts in) ok so great! do u have a piece of paper and pen? our address is Blah Blah Blah Orchard towers, i am Linda and call me when u get here, due to security reasons i'll have to escort you up, kindly send your resume with your photo to the email address blahblah@blahblah.com.

Me : Errr...

Caller : Oh and my moblie is 9******* in case u cant reach me on the office phone which is 6******.

Me : Errr..... i'll be considering first and get back to you on another day.

Caller : ok thank you.

ME => Hangs up phone and almost immediately ACCIDENTALLY deleted the details of the company which i typed in a word file. Also, don't ask me why do i have to set my recycle bin to auto flush for every file. T_T AND NOW i cannot even reject them course i forgot all the details and my the company's stupid number is a private number which refuses to show up on my handphone.

F***ing Shithead, whose going to stand up a manager and refuse to correspond to emails and whom is patiently waiting for the Ms Linda to call again, so i can attempt to reject her interview request again. (Though this may all be a hoax to con me into getting into some illegal pyramid selling scheme.

Da Neo (Official Klutz and F***ing Shithead)
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moo.
Daneo.

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