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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I Am Altec

Hi all. My name is Altec Lansing. You can call me Altec. Forgot what is my full name course its too long to remember. My memory is really failing me. Perhaps the stupidity diffused from my idiotic owner who coincidentally has a memory capacity worse than that of a goldfish. Life was good. Or at least from what I can recall. Funnily with my shitty memory, I could still remember the day when I was gloriously ‘chosen’ to be the one. It was on Christmas Eve. There were 2 clowns pacing up down the aisle in my temporary state of residence at Tampines’ Challenger. Then Clown Number 1, my owner picked me up and went to the counter, reaching into his pocket for his wallet to pay for me. However, Clown Number 2 (you know who u are!), intercepted with his orange DBS debit card and graciously signed and paid for me. So much for a ‘surprise’ birthday gift for Clown Number 1? Hahahaha. How blur can he get? Stupid, stupid owner.

The next few days were a blur with me bumping around in the cardboard box with Styrofoam, making me so nauseaous. Bleh! I was placed on a table in a dingy old room, with dusty tables and all. Boy was I happy, finally to be able to breathe fresh air. Although I was occasionally shifted at least twice to 2 other smiliarly dusty places, my lousy owner always bothered to give me some exercise by blasting me up. WOOO! The euphoria rocks, with me gyrating and vibrating to those exciting beats. WOO!

My life took a turn for the bad when one day my owner shelved me. For 6 whole months and flew to Shanghai to have a jolly good time. Curse him! Really cramps my style you know!

Now, I am back on a dusty table, on a cluttered table in some place called Hall 10. BUT I have never felt WORST! I have dust gathering all over me AND its been ages since I got a good workout! Curse my owner’s roomie, who cannot stand music when he is studying AND he is studying ALL THE TIME whenever he is in the room. AND he is ALWAYS IN THE ROOM! Somebody KILL HIM! Or ME! ROAR! I want my life back! I want to feel the high of music and gyrate to the beat! My life SUCKS!

Sob sob…….

Music: Justin Timberlake- SexyBack Feat. Timbaland (On earphones)
Mood of owner : Crazy
My Mood : Crazier

|Daneo| 2:38 PM|

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I Am Altec |2:38 PM

Hi all. My name is Altec Lansing. You can call me Altec. Forgot what is my full name course its too long to remember. My memory is really failing me. Perhaps the stupidity diffused from my idiotic owner who coincidentally has a memory capacity worse than that of a goldfish. Life was good. Or at least from what I can recall. Funnily with my shitty memory, I could still remember the day when I was gloriously ‘chosen’ to be the one. It was on Christmas Eve. There were 2 clowns pacing up down the aisle in my temporary state of residence at Tampines’ Challenger. Then Clown Number 1, my owner picked me up and went to the counter, reaching into his pocket for his wallet to pay for me. However, Clown Number 2 (you know who u are!), intercepted with his orange DBS debit card and graciously signed and paid for me. So much for a ‘surprise’ birthday gift for Clown Number 1? Hahahaha. How blur can he get? Stupid, stupid owner.

The next few days were a blur with me bumping around in the cardboard box with Styrofoam, making me so nauseaous. Bleh! I was placed on a table in a dingy old room, with dusty tables and all. Boy was I happy, finally to be able to breathe fresh air. Although I was occasionally shifted at least twice to 2 other smiliarly dusty places, my lousy owner always bothered to give me some exercise by blasting me up. WOOO! The euphoria rocks, with me gyrating and vibrating to those exciting beats. WOO!

My life took a turn for the bad when one day my owner shelved me. For 6 whole months and flew to Shanghai to have a jolly good time. Curse him! Really cramps my style you know!

Now, I am back on a dusty table, on a cluttered table in some place called Hall 10. BUT I have never felt WORST! I have dust gathering all over me AND its been ages since I got a good workout! Curse my owner’s roomie, who cannot stand music when he is studying AND he is studying ALL THE TIME whenever he is in the room. AND he is ALWAYS IN THE ROOM! Somebody KILL HIM! Or ME! ROAR! I want my life back! I want to feel the high of music and gyrate to the beat! My life SUCKS!

Sob sob…….

Music: Justin Timberlake- SexyBack Feat. Timbaland (On earphones)
Mood of owner : Crazy
My Mood : Crazier

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