God Of Gluttony |9:33 AM

Its official.

The damn God Of Gluttony visited me today and his stuck with me, at least for the time being. Am munching everything that looks like food within reach from my bed in my little cozy and rather messy room.

Current counter of food consumed in the past 1 hour or so:

1) Chicken in a Biscuits (0.5 box, 100g, 28,4g fast, 2191KJ energy)

2) 5 pckts of some chewy gummy bear sweets (unknown amount of sugars and fats, probably damn high, tat's y its called sweets u see!)

3) 2 packets of Marigold Lemon Tea Drink (29.5 g carbohydrates, 26.3 g sugar) (stats are for each pack)

4) Approx 100g or slightly more of preserved guava (0.2g fats, 78g carbohydrates, 319.4 calories)

5) Lakerol Sweets almost half a pack now (Once again a form of candy, i ate 14g of it)

Level of satisfaction: Constantly decreasing with the amount eaten (i.e getting hungrier as i eat more)

Wasitline : Inifinity (With blubber vibrating with every movement of me body) EWWWW!

Chest : Thankfully still have not morphed into saggy breasts yet, but at this rate, they may!

Plea to God Of Gluttony:

Dear God,

Lemme go! Lemme Go! Lemme GO! LEMME GO! I don't want to die at 25 with cholestrol and fats spilling out from my nostrils, heart and brains! LEMME GO! (Furiously munching on more Chicken In a Biscuits as i type this)

Thank you and regards.

Belovedly mortal,

Da Neo
(Flusy and coughsy still)
moo.
Daneo.

-got milk?-